The loud clanging of the cowbell hanging from a hair ribbon deep in ruby’s favorite blueberry bush, signaled the girls that one of their tea party guests had arrived.
Of course, Matilda never had to ring the bell. You knew Matilda was on her way long before she made it to the berry bushes. You see, Matilda never walked, jumped, skipped, or moved in any way without whistling one of her favorite cowboy tunes.
She had been partial to singing her favorite melodies, but many of her neighbors had asked her to stop, given that she was often singing in the wrong key, and at a volume, eight decibels higher than the town’s tornado alarm. Her whistle was tolerable to most and had been found by the town's gardeners to be more helpful than their scarecrows in keeping the blackbirds at bay.
As she got closer, you’d see her head bobbing over the seven foot sunflower hedge still whistling her heart out atop her best friend, Petunia.
Petunia was a bit of an anomaly. Matilda's family had submitted her for consideration to the Guiness people for being the largest dwarf Shetland pony ever born. However, as of late June, there had been no word from the record people. She was six foot, if she was an inch, and this was just right given Matilda was the littlest bit of nothing you’d ever seen.
Due to her size, Matilda was forced to drag her Daddy’s step ladder behind her everywhere she went on Petunia. Once, when the ladder had been unavailable on account of a family roofing project, the tea party gang had been coaxed into following Matilda around all day and stacking themselves one atop each other, as needed for mounting or dismounting. After that day, Cleo had been assigned to head up the Matilda Jane Charity Step Ladder Fund. To date, two-dollars and seventy-seven cents have been raised.
Matilda, a girl of six, spoke with an Australian accent (considered strange by most because Matilda had never been anywhere near Australia) and was often seen about town wearing her brother Gerald’s brown leather cowboy boots, an enormous tu-tu held on by a large buckled cowboy belt, and pinwheels in her ponytails that moved gently in the breeze as she walked.
Matilda's pinwheel
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